Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

When Walmart announced it would be requiring shoppers to wear masks starting on July 20, most people assumed it was to combat the spread of COVID-19. It turns out the real reason was to protect the identities of UNC Bandwagon fans. Walmart U.S. Chief Operating Officer Dacona Smith explained Wednesday that protecting shoppers from COVID-19 … Continue reading Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

NC State Football Commit Denies Plan to Declare for NBA Draft

4-star-rated high school quarterback and new NC State football commit Aaron McLaughlin denied Friday that he had any interest in declaring for the NBA Draft. McLaughlin, out of Denmark High School in Alpharetta, Georgia, assured Wolfpack fans that he had no interest in spurning NC State for any draft. "I'm very excited to run with … Continue reading NC State Football Commit Denies Plan to Declare for NBA Draft

UNC Now a Football School, Study Reveals

Immediately following UNC basketball's 73-65 loss to Pittsburgh in Chapel Hill Wednesday, an independent study was released revealing that UNC is now a "football school". The study, conducted by members of the Facebook scientific community, claimed that since UNC had a winning football season, while simultaneously having a disappointing basketball season, it should "henceforth be … Continue reading UNC Now a Football School, Study Reveals