Man Comes out as Non-Binary to win Arguments with Wife

A North Carolina man came out as non-binary Monday in an effort to win more arguments with his wife. Tyler Gilmore, of Raleigh, told reporters that he was tired of always losing arguments with his wife, Samantha. “It doesn’t matter what we argue about, I always lose,” Gilmore explained. “We always go out to eat … Continue reading Man Comes out as Non-Binary to win Arguments with Wife

His and Hers: Movies

There are plenty of things that my wife and I don't see eye-to-eye on. For one thing, she thinks Sublime makes good music, and I think I've heard better sounds from cats fornicating in a garbage can (I promise I don't just go around town hoping to find cats fornicating in a garbage can just … Continue reading His and Hers: Movies

My 100th Post: Meeting my Wife

Three years ago today, I was a struggling door-to-door salesman cog in a pyramid scheme machine. Okay, I shouldn't use the word "struggling," because that would imply that I was giving some sort of effort. Three years ago today, I was a DEFEATED door-to-door salesman cog in a pyramid scheme machine. My boss had sent … Continue reading My 100th Post: Meeting my Wife