The results of a study conducted by the Karen Research Institute (KRI) were released Wednesday with the bombshell claim that Karen is physically incapable of racism. Dr. Karen Liedel, founder of the KRI, explained some of the highlights of the study during a press conference. "It is with much excitement that I present the most … Continue reading Karens Incapable of Racism, Study Claims
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As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to spread across the United States, one local restaurant manager has called for permanent social distancing. Not for those who have tested positive for COVID-19, though, but for anyone who tests positive as a "Karen", a term for overbearing female customers. Harold Gold, a restauranteur with Denny's in Selma, North … Continue reading Restaurant Manager Advocates for Permanent Social Distancing for “Karens”
A local UNC basketball fan was escorted away from the Dean Smith Center Monday after demanding to speak to a manager regarding the team's disappointing start to the season. Karen DeWine, of Chapel Hill, who bears a striking resemblance to Jenny McCarthy, told reporters that she expected more as a lifelong Tar Heels fan. "We've … Continue reading UNC Fan Upset With Basketball Team’s Performance, Demands to Speak to Manager