Weiner’s Out

*Heads up (heh heh) this post is a bit inappropriate* Welp, Anthony Weiner is out of the joint (Heh heh, "joint"), so I decided to buy a bottle of every 15-year-old girl's favorite drink in honor of the occasion: Note: I don't KNOW that from personal experience. Boo-Thang told me. Another note: Smirnoff Ice is … Continue reading Weiner’s Out

Thai-Jinks or: ESPN is NOT Thai

Writer's block can be such a bitch. The abusive, demeaning, gaslighting kind of bitch. You know, an ex-girlfriend kind of bitch 😝. Sure, I could've written about Valentine's Day, but that would've been too easy (I didn't forget about it. I got Boo-Thang some candy, a card, and a bag of flour, because I'm a … Continue reading Thai-Jinks or: ESPN is NOT Thai

Bring Back Short Shorts

It's 2019, and I have a bold proposition. And I mean bold. We should bring back short shorts for men. Isn't a bit odd that while we have gotten more progressive as a society (gays can get married now!), mens' shorts have gotten more (gasp) conservative? Why isn't it socially acceptable for men to wear … Continue reading Bring Back Short Shorts