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Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

When Walmart announced it would be requiring shoppers to wear masks starting on July 20, most people assumed it was to combat the spread of COVID-19. It turns out the real reason was to protect the identities of UNC Bandwagon fans. Walmart U.S. Chief Operating Officer Dacona Smith explained Wednesday that protecting shoppers from COVID-19 … Continue reading Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans