A UNC fan was disappointed to learn Thursday that Cole Anthony was not Jesus Christ after running into him in Chapel Hill. Roy Wilson, a longtime Tar Heels supporter, told reporters he recognized the freshman basketball player while waiting in line at the McDonald's on Franklin Street. "I couldn't believe my eyes," Wilson said. "There … Continue reading Fan Disappointed After Learning Cole Anthony Not Jesus Christ
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This is a trying time for Catholics. It is currently the Lenten season, which began on Ash Wednesday, and an important part of Lent is not eating meat on Fridays. But one Catholic has decided to take an unorthodox approach. Sebastian Willis, a 40-year-old graduate student at Franciscan University of Steubenville, recently hired Admiral Ackbar, … Continue reading Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent
So the Clemson Tigers football team visited the White House (something about celebrating a national championship or some such thing), and President Trump rolled out the red carpet with: A fast-food buffet! But what the hell, Trump? No Chick-fil-a? I guess you can kiss the Evangelical vote goodbye for 2020. No Chick-fil-a=No God. On the … Continue reading Trump Burgers and Student Athletes
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