Conspiracy Theorist Accuses Nerdlucks of Stealing CJ Bryce’s Talent

Photo courtesy of Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Following back-to-back scoreless games, NC State guard CJ Bryce was the subject of a conspiracy theory that arose Wednesday, when a man accused the Nerdlucks of stealing Bryce's talent. Bob Iselin, a self-proclaimed "conspiracy enthusiast", said that Bryce's recent performances against Georgia Tech and North Carolina made it … Continue reading Conspiracy Theorist Accuses Nerdlucks of Stealing CJ Bryce’s Talent

Roy Williams Bans Team From Watching Hallmark Channel Following Loss to Ohio State

In response to North Carolina's 74-49 loss to 6th-ranked Ohio State Wednesday, Tar Heels Coach Roy Williams announced that the team would no longer be allowed to watch the Hallmark Channel. Williams told reporters that he thought some of the players had become too distracted by Hallmark Christmas movies. "Rumor has it that Cole (Anthony) … Continue reading Roy Williams Bans Team From Watching Hallmark Channel Following Loss to Ohio State

Disney+ User Files Complaint Against Geppetto

A Disney+ subscriber filed a complaint with the Raleigh Police Department against renowned toy maker Geppetto Monday after watching Pinocchio on the newly-released streaming service. Clark Wendell, a kindergarten teacher, claimed that Geppetto was exhibiting pedophile-like behavior in the film. "Think about it," Wendell told authorities, "an old man who lives alone with a cat … Continue reading Disney+ User Files Complaint Against Geppetto