Disney+ User Files Complaint Against Geppetto

A Disney+ subscriber filed a complaint with the Raleigh Police Department against renowned toy maker Geppetto Monday after watching Pinocchio on the newly-released streaming service. Clark Wendell, a kindergarten teacher, claimed that Geppetto was exhibiting pedophile-like behavior in the film. "Think about it," Wendell told authorities, "an old man who lives alone with a cat … Continue reading Disney+ User Files Complaint Against Geppetto

Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Marvel fans who are excited for Avengers: Endgame, but nervous about the 181-minute runtime, can breathe a sigh of relief. In preparation for the upcoming film, Pampers is releasing Marvel-themed, adult-size diapers for any moviegoers who don't want to miss a moment of the action. Pampers spokesperson Peter Holdin told reporters that he had been … Continue reading Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Nice guy gets angry when date refuses to sleep with him after seeing Captain Marvel

A local man caused a scene outside of a movie theater this weekend when the woman he was with refused his sexual advances. Jeff Lang, 25, was seen yelling at Sarah Clarke, 18, in the parking lot of the AMC Theatre in Raleigh on Sunday after watching the newly-released Captain Marvel. Other moviegoers were visibly … Continue reading Nice guy gets angry when date refuses to sleep with him after seeing Captain Marvel