“I ❤️ Gay Porn” or: Car Magnet Pranks

Well, how's THAT for a title? I'll explain. Not that there's anything that NEEDS explaining, as if there's something WRONG with loving gay porn. I'll love any kind of porn I want, because this is MURICA...except kiddie porn, because that's just fucked up, and illegal, and illegally fucked up. Not that it wouldn't be fucked … Continue reading “I ❤️ Gay Porn” or: Car Magnet Pranks

Bad Movie Monday: Invasion U.S.A.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my first Bad Movie Monday post! Each Monday I will be reviewing a bad movie (hence the title 😉) because, well, I LOVE bad movies. Well, I love talking shit about bad movies. In my opinion, there are four types of bad movies: 1. Disappointing 2. Hot Garbage 3. Entertainingly … Continue reading Bad Movie Monday: Invasion U.S.A.

The Patriot

(Photo courtesy of Columbia Pictures. No, they didn't personally allow me to use it, but I don't want to be accused of copyright infringement). Not a whole lot of movies scream "MURICA, FUCK YEAH" as clearly or as loudly as The Patriot. The only thing that would've made it more "MURICA" is if Mel Gibson … Continue reading The Patriot