Florida Panthers Fans as Rare as Florida Panthers, Study Claims

The formerly critically-endangered Florida Panther are now as common as the Florida Panther fan, according to a joint study by the World Wide Fund for Nature and the National Hockey League. "We've come a long way with our conservation efforts," WWF spokesperson Ralph Samuels told reporters. "There were only about 20 Florida Panthers left in … Continue reading Florida Panthers Fans as Rare as Florida Panthers, Study Claims

Hurricanes Fan Upset After Aho Refuses Financial Advice

A Carolina Hurricanes fan became upset when Sebastian Aho refused his financial advice and signed an offer sheet with the Montreal Canadiens Monday for 5 years at 8.454 million per year. Mike Benson, of Raleigh, claimed that he had reached out to Aho regarding his free agency and offered financial advice. "I just wanted to … Continue reading Hurricanes Fan Upset After Aho Refuses Financial Advice

Cookie Monster Slams Blues, Accuses Franchise of Cultural Appropriation

First it was the Genie from Aladdin who drew Cookie Monster's ire, and now the sensitive creature has his sights set on the St. Louis Blues. Following the Blues' Game 5 victory over the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals Thursday, Cookie Monster held a press conference to protest what he called the "cultural … Continue reading Cookie Monster Slams Blues, Accuses Franchise of Cultural Appropriation