NC State’s basketball team fell to Duke on Tuesday 71-67, dropping their record to 22-9 overall to end the regular season. However, Wolfpack head coach Kevin Keatts was quick with an explanation for the team’s loss. “Nobody likes to lose, especially not me,” Keatts told reporters following the game. “Our guys fought hard to the … Continue reading NC State Falls to Duke, Keatts Explains Why
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A North Carolina man came out as non-binary Monday in an effort to win more arguments with his wife. Tyler Gilmore, of Raleigh, told reporters that he was tired of always losing arguments with his wife, Samantha. “It doesn’t matter what we argue about, I always lose,” Gilmore explained. “We always go out to eat … Continue reading Man Comes out as Non-Binary to win Arguments with Wife
Some people are just picky eaters, right? A local cannibal admitted to reporters Saturday that he refused to eat vegans, claiming that they don't taste like normal people. Craig Rawls, a lifelong Angier resident, explained that eating vegans was about the same as eating tofu or a plant-based burger. "I've always been a bit carnivorous," … Continue reading Local Cannibal Refuses to Eat Vegans
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