Jesus Considers Pulling Support for Notre Dame Football

Following Marshall’s 26-21 football upset over 8th-ranked Notre Dame on Saturday, Jesus Christ suggested the possibility of withdrawing his support for the Fighting Irish program. Christ told reporters that despite Notre Dame being a Catholic university, he was disappointed in the team’s performance against a non-Power 5 program. “Look, I love everybody,” Christ explained, “I … Continue reading Jesus Considers Pulling Support for Notre Dame Football

Desperate Wolfpack Fan Calls for Graham to Start

One desperate NC State fan called on Head Basketball Coach Kevin Keatts to start walk-on Chase Graham for the rest of the season. Anthony Williamson, a lifelong Wolfpack fan and self-described “basketball whisperer”, told reporters that he was disappointed in the team’s performance so far. “They’re 10-10 at this point,” Williamson argued, “and the ACC … Continue reading Desperate Wolfpack Fan Calls for Graham to Start

ACC Faces Criticism After Memo Leak Discussing Football Coach Brian Kelly as Women’s Basketball Coach of the Year

Outgoing ACC Commissioner John Swofford was criticized Sunday following the leak of a memo from the conference naming Notre Dame Head Football Coach Brian Kelly as a candidate for the ACC Women's Basketball Coach of the Year. Fans from across the conference slammed the memo as an embarrassment to all the actual Women's basketball coaches … Continue reading ACC Faces Criticism After Memo Leak Discussing Football Coach Brian Kelly as Women’s Basketball Coach of the Year