A New Type of Pest

In my three years as a pest control technician, I have encountered some pretty hair-raising stuff. Cockroaches, bed bugs, rats, snakes, customers with unrealistic expectations (sorry, but I don't get paid enough to go into your crawl space and seal up EVERY SINGLE TINY HOLE), you name it. But I certainly wasn't prepared for what … Continue reading A New Type of Pest

Cheaters: The Canine Files

One of my favorite things about being a pest control technician is meeting new customers. Oh wow, did I just type "meeting new customers"? I meant to type "meeting new customers' dogs" 😉. Because dogs are fun, sweet and ADOWABOWL! People are not. I don't know if my dogs, Miles and Crackers, appreciate me meeting … Continue reading Cheaters: The Canine Files

That time I met Vince Vaughn

I don't run into famous folks very often. Sure, I shook hands with Ken Burns once, and Margaret Cho used to follow me on Twitter (during my open mic days). But for the most part, my Rolodex isn't bursting with star power. There was this one time, though, where I was on my way to … Continue reading That time I met Vince Vaughn