A Raleigh pig accused protesters of stealing a pallet of bricks off his property Tuesday in order to use them in riots if President Donald Trump is re-elected. The pig, who identified himself as "Third Little", told reporters he was planning to build an addition to his house with the newly-purchased bricks when he saw … Continue reading Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks
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A local Karen apologized to an African American man Tuesday afternoon after sticking her nose into his business while he was jogging in her neighborhood. Karen Wentz, of Cary, North Carolina, told reporters that she was sitting on her front porch when she noticed Robert Paul, an African American jogger, striding along the sidewalk in … Continue reading Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business
When we were kids, my friends and I spent a lot of our free time making movies. With absolutely no budget, and in the middle of the suburbs, it was often difficult to craft believable, realistic stories into cinematic art. That didn't stop us from trying. We tried to make a war movie once, but … Continue reading All Quiet on the Western Front Lawn
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