Dogs for Government

When it comes to dogs, I have a few firmly-held beliefs: 1. We don't deserve them I mean, have you ever seen a dog commit genocide, or intentionally infect people with syphilis or smallpox? Plus they're ADOWABOWL! 2. There's no such thing as a bad dog, only dogs with terrible owners If you were raised … Continue reading Dogs for Government

Waffle House Hashbrowns

You know what's better than Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House? Waffle House hashbrowns. To be perfectly fair, outgoing Speaker Paul Ryan can't hold a candle to those shredded spuds of glory, either. I heard KC O'Dea talking about them on the radio yesterday, and now all I can think about is going to … Continue reading Waffle House Hashbrowns

Congressional Term Limits

Happy Election Day! Don't forget to vote! As long as you vote the same way I do, we're good. Especially if you vote twice 😉. Don't do that. It's against the law. Anyway, I think Midterm Election Day is a great time to discuss something I have felt strongly about for the last ten years: … Continue reading Congressional Term Limits