Elizabeth Warren Should’ve been a Pirate

The biggest mistake Elizabeth Warren ever made was claiming to have Native American ancestry. I'm sorry, but Native Americans have been through enough over the last several centuries without having to worry about a white politician claiming to share their genealogy. Okay, that's not really fair, because for all I know maybe Warren DOES have … Continue reading Elizabeth Warren Should’ve been a Pirate

Cazadores and Elizabeth Warren T-shirts

*If you're offended by either thing listed in the title, please don't read this post* It's the little things that make life worth living. That said, question: What's the best way to forget that you have to work on a Saturday? (Disregard The I ❤️ Gay Porn magnet on my fridge. It's my ex-boss's fault) … Continue reading Cazadores and Elizabeth Warren T-shirts

Dogs for Government

When it comes to dogs, I have a few firmly-held beliefs: 1. We don't deserve them I mean, have you ever seen a dog commit genocide, or intentionally infect people with syphilis or smallpox? Plus they're ADOWABOWL! 2. There's no such thing as a bad dog, only dogs with terrible owners If you were raised … Continue reading Dogs for Government