Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks

A Raleigh pig accused protesters of stealing a pallet of bricks off his property Tuesday in order to use them in riots if President Donald Trump is re-elected. The pig, who identified himself as "Third Little", told reporters he was planning to build an addition to his house with the newly-purchased bricks when he saw … Continue reading Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks

Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event

A Portland man was disappointed Tuesday evening after mistaking the city's recent protests for a "live action role-play", or LARP, event and being chased down the street by protesters. Huey Ector, a LARP enthusiast, said he was napping when he was woken up by the sounds of fireworks and glass breaking. "I looked out my … Continue reading Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event