Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business

A local Karen apologized to an African American man Tuesday afternoon after sticking her nose into his business while he was jogging in her neighborhood. Karen Wentz, of Cary, North Carolina, told reporters that she was sitting on her front porch when she noticed Robert Paul, an African American jogger, striding along the sidewalk in … Continue reading Karen Actually Apologizes to Jogger for Sticking Her Nose Into His Business

Social Justice Warrior Demands Netflix Remove Indiana Jones

A local social justice warrior demanded Wednesday that Netflix remove the Indiana Jones series of films from its library due to the "uncomfortable symbolism" he found throughout those movies. Randall Buckley, a Durham native, told reporters that the Indiana Jones movies have no place in society today. "For Netflix to feature Indiana Jones is unconscionable," … Continue reading Social Justice Warrior Demands Netflix Remove Indiana Jones

Karens Incapable of Racism, Study Claims

The results of a study conducted by the Karen Research Institute (KRI) were released Wednesday with the bombshell claim that Karen is physically incapable of racism. Dr. Karen Liedel, founder of the KRI, explained some of the highlights of the study during a press conference. "It is with much excitement that I present the most … Continue reading Karens Incapable of Racism, Study Claims