Man Comes out as Non-Binary to win Arguments with Wife

A North Carolina man came out as non-binary Monday in an effort to win more arguments with his wife. Tyler Gilmore, of Raleigh, told reporters that he was tired of always losing arguments with his wife, Samantha. “It doesn’t matter what we argue about, I always lose,” Gilmore explained. “We always go out to eat … Continue reading Man Comes out as Non-Binary to win Arguments with Wife

NC State Fans Call For Cancellation of Football Season

Following 10th-ranked NC State’s 30-20 loss to 5th-ranked Clemson Saturday, some disgruntled Wolfpack fans called for the rest of the football season to be canceled. Despite the Wolfpack (4-1) suffering its first loss of the season to a nationally-ranked opponent, in some fans’ eyes the season is already a disappointment. Bob Ackerman, a life long … Continue reading NC State Fans Call For Cancellation of Football Season

Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks

A Raleigh pig accused protesters of stealing a pallet of bricks off his property Tuesday in order to use them in riots if President Donald Trump is re-elected. The pig, who identified himself as "Third Little", told reporters he was planning to build an addition to his house with the newly-purchased bricks when he saw … Continue reading Third Little Pig Accuses Rioters of Stealing Bricks