Fan Disappointed After Learning Cole Anthony Not Jesus Christ

A UNC fan was disappointed to learn Thursday that Cole Anthony was not Jesus Christ after running into him in Chapel Hill. Roy Wilson, a longtime Tar Heels supporter, told reporters he recognized the freshman basketball player while waiting in line at the McDonald's on Franklin Street. "I couldn't believe my eyes," Wilson said. "There … Continue reading Fan Disappointed After Learning Cole Anthony Not Jesus Christ

Man Takes Dogs to Gay Conversion Therapy

A dog owner was escorted out of a therapy office after trying to sneak his dogs in with him Monday afternoon. Floyd Fallus, 60, was seen walking his dogs, Fluff and Nutter, into Sunrise Therapy, a conversion clinic that specializes in gay conversion therapy. "I'm at my wit's end," Fallus told reporters. "I saw one … Continue reading Man Takes Dogs to Gay Conversion Therapy

Church Installs Card Swipers on Collection Baskets

In an effort to improve stagnated donation numbers, one local church has decided to move into the 21st century by installing credit card swipers on its collection baskets. The Reverend Shep F. Leece of the West Raleigh Notoftendenominational Church, or WRNC, said the implementation of card swipers would lead to an increase in donations, which … Continue reading Church Installs Card Swipers on Collection Baskets