UNC to Hang Banner Honoring Former Wolfpack Athletic Director

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill announced Wednesday that it will be hanging a banner in the Dean Smith Center later this year in honor of Todd Turner, the former Athletic Director at NC State University. UNC Athletic Director Bubba Cunningham said it was only appropriate that the school honor Turner, who acted … Continue reading UNC to Hang Banner Honoring Former Wolfpack Athletic Director

UNC Now a Football School, Study Reveals

Immediately following UNC basketball's 73-65 loss to Pittsburgh in Chapel Hill Wednesday, an independent study was released revealing that UNC is now a "football school". The study, conducted by members of the Facebook scientific community, claimed that since UNC had a winning football season, while simultaneously having a disappointing basketball season, it should "henceforth be … Continue reading UNC Now a Football School, Study Reveals

Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony

Three Middle Eastern men arrived in Chapel Hill Tuesday morning to search for UNC basketball star Cole Anthony, who they claimed signaled the coming of Christ. The men, who referred to themselves as kings to reporters, explained that they were led to Chapel Hill overnight by a bright star in the sky. "I mean, it … Continue reading Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony