Wyatt Walker to Leave NC State, Blames Fake News

NC State basketball player Wyatt Walker has decided to leave the Wolfpack after one season. Walker averaged 4.8 points and 4.5 rebounds in 36 games. Head Coach Kevin Keatts said he wishes Walker well. "I'm disappointed," Keatts told reporters, "but I appreciate all he did for the team. He's a great man and I wish … Continue reading Wyatt Walker to Leave NC State, Blames Fake News

Kevin Keatts Named Siren Operator at PNC Arena

In addition to being the Head Coach of the NC State Men's Basketball team, Kevin Keatts has earned himself a side gig as the Siren operator at PNC Arena. Not only will Keatts operate the siren prior to Carolina Hurricanes playoff games, but he will operate the siren prior to all Wolfpack home basketball games … Continue reading Kevin Keatts Named Siren Operator at PNC Arena

Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Marvel fans who are excited for Avengers: Endgame, but nervous about the 181-minute runtime, can breathe a sigh of relief. In preparation for the upcoming film, Pampers is releasing Marvel-themed, adult-size diapers for any moviegoers who don't want to miss a moment of the action. Pampers spokesperson Peter Holdin told reporters that he had been … Continue reading Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film