Sam Howell Denies Wearing Crown Before Military Bowl

On the eve of North Carolina's Military Bowl matchup with Temple in Annapolis, Maryland, Tar Heels quarterback Sam Howell pushed back against rumors that he was spotted wearing a Burger King crown earlier in the week. Howell told reporters that he was too busy getting ready for the upcoming game to spend time in any … Continue reading Sam Howell Denies Wearing Crown Before Military Bowl

Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony

Three Middle Eastern men arrived in Chapel Hill Tuesday morning to search for UNC basketball star Cole Anthony, who they claimed signaled the coming of Christ. The men, who referred to themselves as kings to reporters, explained that they were led to Chapel Hill overnight by a bright star in the sky. "I mean, it … Continue reading Three Middle Eastern “Kings” Arrive in Chapel Hill, Search for Cole Anthony

UNC Fan Upset With Basketball Team’s Performance, Demands to Speak to Manager

A local UNC basketball fan was escorted away from the Dean Smith Center Monday after demanding to speak to a manager regarding the team's disappointing start to the season. Karen DeWine, of Chapel Hill, who bears a striking resemblance to Jenny McCarthy, told reporters that she expected more as a lifelong Tar Heels fan. "We've … Continue reading UNC Fan Upset With Basketball Team’s Performance, Demands to Speak to Manager