Marvel Fan Accuses COVID-19 of Sexism Following Black Widow Delay

In response to the delayed release of the film Black Widow due to the COVID-19 outbreak, one Marvel fan spoke out Tuesday, calling the Coronavirus sexist. Chetland Finneghan, a lifelong Marvel movie fan, accused COVID-19 of intentionally hampering the box office potential of the film due to the fact that it centers on a female … Continue reading Marvel Fan Accuses COVID-19 of Sexism Following Black Widow Delay

Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Marvel fans who are excited for Avengers: Endgame, but nervous about the 181-minute runtime, can breathe a sigh of relief. In preparation for the upcoming film, Pampers is releasing Marvel-themed, adult-size diapers for any moviegoers who don't want to miss a moment of the action. Pampers spokesperson Peter Holdin told reporters that he had been … Continue reading Pampers to Introduce Avengers-Themed Adult Diapers for Upcoming Film

Immigrants In, Douchebags Out

I absolutely believe we should build a wall. A big, beautiful wall. Or, I should say, walls. On the Northern and Southern borders. The lack of security at our borders has been a stain on our country for far too long, and it's time for Congress to quit hemming and hawing (mostly hawing) and get … Continue reading Immigrants In, Douchebags Out