The results of a study conducted by the Karen Research Institute (KRI) were released Wednesday with the bombshell claim that Karen is physically incapable of racism. Dr. Karen Liedel, founder of the KRI, explained some of the highlights of the study during a press conference. "It is with much excitement that I present the most … Continue reading Karens Incapable of Racism, Study Claims
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Immediately following UNC basketball's 73-65 loss to Pittsburgh in Chapel Hill Wednesday, an independent study was released revealing that UNC is now a "football school". The study, conducted by members of the Facebook scientific community, claimed that since UNC had a winning football season, while simultaneously having a disappointing basketball season, it should "henceforth be … Continue reading UNC Now a Football School, Study Reveals
(No, this is not my car) It was bad enough that it was Monday. It was bad enough that it was supposed to rain. It was bad enough that it was cold. It was even bad enough that I had an appointment with the Dermatologist scheduled for 9 a.m. But that amount of bad just … Continue reading Flat Tire