Jesus Considers Pulling Support for Notre Dame Football

Following Marshall’s 26-21 football upset over 8th-ranked Notre Dame on Saturday, Jesus Christ suggested the possibility of withdrawing his support for the Fighting Irish program. Christ told reporters that despite Notre Dame being a Catholic university, he was disappointed in the team’s performance against a non-Power 5 program. “Look, I love everybody,” Christ explained, “I … Continue reading Jesus Considers Pulling Support for Notre Dame Football