Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football

A Chapel Hill man claimed to have found an image of UNC Head Football Coach Mack Brown in a tree Wednesday, and that it was a good omen for North Carolina's upcoming football season. Gerald McLamb, self-described "Tar Heel football enthusiast", said he stumbled upon the image while searching for his marbles in a nearby … Continue reading Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football

Zaquito Yonk for Senate, 2020

North Carolina citizens, It is with immense excitement, and pleasure, that I announce I will be running for the United States Senate in 2020. North Carolinians have had enough old, white, wealthy men representing them in the Senate, and I believe it is time for a young, white, middle-class man with a Spanish name to … Continue reading Zaquito Yonk for Senate, 2020

You Got Me, SC

File this under "Things from South Carolina that aren't as repulsive as you think." As a lifelong Old-North-Stater (I absolutely refuse to refer to myself as being from the "Tar Heel State"), I first scoffed at the idea of mustard-based barbecue sauce years ago while I was traveling to Florida with my best friend, Chase, … Continue reading You Got Me, SC