A Chapel Hill man claimed to have found an image of UNC Head Football Coach Mack Brown in a tree Wednesday, and that it was a good omen for North Carolina's upcoming football season. Gerald McLamb, self-described "Tar Heel football enthusiast", said he stumbled upon the image while searching for his marbles in a nearby … Continue reading Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football
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North Carolina citizens, It is with immense excitement, and pleasure, that I announce I will be running for the United States Senate in 2020. North Carolinians have had enough old, white, wealthy men representing them in the Senate, and I believe it is time for a young, white, middle-class man with a Spanish name to … Continue reading Zaquito Yonk for Senate, 2020
File this under "Things from South Carolina that aren't as repulsive as you think." As a lifelong Old-North-Stater (I absolutely refuse to refer to myself as being from the "Tar Heel State"), I first scoffed at the idea of mustard-based barbecue sauce years ago while I was traveling to Florida with my best friend, Chase, … Continue reading You Got Me, SC
