Chicago Wolves Fan Starts Petition to Change Team Name to Stormtroopers

Following the Chicago Wolves' 4-1 loss to the Charlotte Checkers in Game 3 of the Calder Cup Finals Wednesday night, one fan started an online petition to change the team's name to the Stormtroopers. Jerry Pendleton, the disgruntled fan in question, started the petition after losing his temper during the game. "Ever seen Star Wars?" … Continue reading Chicago Wolves Fan Starts Petition to Change Team Name to Stormtroopers

Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent

This is a trying time for Catholics. It is currently the Lenten season, which began on Ash Wednesday, and an important part of Lent is not eating meat on Fridays. But one Catholic has decided to take an unorthodox approach. Sebastian Willis, a 40-year-old graduate student at Franciscan University of Steubenville, recently hired Admiral Ackbar, … Continue reading Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent

Boo-Thang B-Day Crunch Time

Tomorrow is Boo-Thang's birthday. (For any new readers, or any readers that forgot, or any readers at all, "Boo-Thang" is code for "wife" 😉) She's hitting that Presidential number, too. The big 3-5. She certainly doesn't look it (no, I'm not saying that to earn brownie points or to get out of a future honey-do … Continue reading Boo-Thang B-Day Crunch Time