Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent

This is a trying time for Catholics. It is currently the Lenten season, which began on Ash Wednesday, and an important part of Lent is not eating meat on Fridays. But one Catholic has decided to take an unorthodox approach. Sebastian Willis, a 40-year-old graduate student at Franciscan University of Steubenville, recently hired Admiral Ackbar, … Continue reading Catholic Hires Admiral Ackbar To Keep Him From Eating Meat During Lent

Boo-Thang B-Day Crunch Time

Tomorrow is Boo-Thang's birthday. (For any new readers, or any readers that forgot, or any readers at all, "Boo-Thang" is code for "wife" 😉) She's hitting that Presidential number, too. The big 3-5. She certainly doesn't look it (no, I'm not saying that to earn brownie points or to get out of a future honey-do … Continue reading Boo-Thang B-Day Crunch Time

C-3PO is a Slut

I have watched the original Star Wars trilogy more times than I can count, and one thing that always stuck out, in my mind, was that C-3PO suffered all sorts of abuse. Whether it was catching flack from Han Solo in the middle of an asteroid field, or receiving a harsh "Shut up!" from Leia … Continue reading C-3PO is a Slut