You’re Not the Target Audience

I used to pay a lot of attention to movie reviews. If there was a film I wanted to take out a loan to go see, I'd always read multiple reviews on it to see if it was worth my time. Not anymore, though. I make up my own mind now, rather than rely on … Continue reading You’re Not the Target Audience

The Notebook < Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

(I'm talking about the original Ninja Turtles movie from 1990, not the Michael Bay CGI-fest, FYI) Have you ever seen a kid look this excited over a Nicholas-Sparks-inspired movie? Don't get me wrong, The Notebook is a decent movie (and no, I'm not saying that out of obligation to Boo-Thang), but it doesn't hold a … Continue reading The Notebook < Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles