Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football

A Chapel Hill man claimed to have found an image of UNC Head Football Coach Mack Brown in a tree Wednesday, and that it was a good omen for North Carolina's upcoming football season. Gerald McLamb, self-described "Tar Heel football enthusiast", said he stumbled upon the image while searching for his marbles in a nearby … Continue reading Man Discovers Mack Brown Image in Tree, Predicts Successful Season for UNC Football

Auburn Fan Tries to Kidnap UNC’s Bat Dog, Claims it Was a Rescue Mission

An Auburn fan was removed from Boshamer Stadium in Chapel Hill Monday afternoon during the North Carolina-Auburn Super Regional baseball game after trying to kidnap UNC's bat dog. Sally Waller, from Montgomery, Alabama, was in town to support the Auburn Tigers when she noticed Remington, UNC's Golden Retriever bat dog, wearing a Tar Heels uniform … Continue reading Auburn Fan Tries to Kidnap UNC’s Bat Dog, Claims it Was a Rescue Mission

Mr. Newkirk and the WashinGTon Wizards

As a boy, I had the opportunity to attend WashinGTon Elementary School ("GT" stood for "gifted and talented." It was a magnet school, which begs the question "What the hell was I doing there?"). Fun fact: WashinGTon is actually on the U.S. National Register of Historic Places. Another fun fact: our mascot was a wizard. … Continue reading Mr. Newkirk and the WashinGTon Wizards