Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

When Walmart announced it would be requiring shoppers to wear masks starting on July 20, most people assumed it was to combat the spread of COVID-19. It turns out the real reason was to protect the identities of UNC Bandwagon fans. Walmart U.S. Chief Operating Officer Dacona Smith explained Wednesday that protecting shoppers from COVID-19 … Continue reading Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

Heralded 5-star football recruit Desmond Evans committed to the University of North Carolina on Friday, leading to an almost immediate shortage of tissues in Chapel Hill. Sarah Wong, a Walgreens employee, told reporters that her store ran out of tissues at 4:00 p.m., two hours after Evans's announcement. "We hadn't sold a single box of … Continue reading UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

Mack Brown Weighs in on Chicken Sandwich Debate

With the recent chicken sandwich debate inspiring heated discussion across the nation, University of North Carolina Head Football Coach Mack Brown weighed in Monday afternoon, choosing Chick-Fil-A over Popeye's. Brown told reporters that it turned out to be no contest. "I don't even have to try Popeye's to know that Chick-Fil-A is better," Brown explained. … Continue reading Mack Brown Weighs in on Chicken Sandwich Debate