Harold

As many of you have learned by now, I'm a hard-core Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark fan. One of my favorite stories, albeit not one of the scarier ones, is "Harold." Two farmers, Alfred and Thomas, decide to make a scarecrow for their garden. They name it Harold, after another farmer who they … Continue reading Harold

Waffle House Grits, aka Culinary Napalm

Well, my paycheck was significantly higher than I expected. You know what that means? Spluuuuuuurge city! You know, wiping my ass with dollar bills at the Waffle House 🎉. Don't tell Boo-Thang, but for breakfast this morning I really burned a hole in my pocket. That's right, the grits were on me 😉. I ordered … Continue reading Waffle House Grits, aka Culinary Napalm

Christmas Day Scramble

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! If you didn't celebrate Christmas, then I hope you enjoyed the day off! If you worked at Waffle House on Christmas Day, then I hope you made a lot of money in tips and didn't burn yourself on the grill! This Christmas Day for me was momentous. For … Continue reading Christmas Day Scramble