Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

When Walmart announced it would be requiring shoppers to wear masks starting on July 20, most people assumed it was to combat the spread of COVID-19. It turns out the real reason was to protect the identities of UNC Bandwagon fans. Walmart U.S. Chief Operating Officer Dacona Smith explained Wednesday that protecting shoppers from COVID-19 … Continue reading Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

Traffic Lights in Stores

Going to the store is enough of a pain in the ass, but going when it's busy? Like, Sunday-before-the-first-day-of-school busy? Now there's a real shit enchilada for ya. If you've ever been in a Walmart on a Sunday afternoon, then you know that there aren't enough road flares in the world to help you maneuver … Continue reading Traffic Lights in Stores

DVD Nostalgia

"Back in my day..." Oh crap, I'm starting a post with this? I'm only 30 years old, what the hell? Let me try that again: Before "Netflix and chill" was a thing, I was perfecting the art of "DVD and wallow in self-pity" in my parents' house. At the time I managed a 24-hour restaurant … Continue reading DVD Nostalgia