When Walmart announced it would be requiring shoppers to wear masks starting on July 20, most people assumed it was to combat the spread of COVID-19. It turns out the real reason was to protect the identities of UNC Bandwagon fans. Walmart U.S. Chief Operating Officer Dacona Smith explained Wednesday that protecting shoppers from COVID-19 … Continue reading Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans
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Going to the store is enough of a pain in the ass, but going when it's busy? Like, Sunday-before-the-first-day-of-school busy? Now there's a real shit enchilada for ya. If you've ever been in a Walmart on a Sunday afternoon, then you know that there aren't enough road flares in the world to help you maneuver … Continue reading Traffic Lights in Stores
"Back in my day..." Oh crap, I'm starting a post with this? I'm only 30 years old, what the hell? Let me try that again: Before "Netflix and chill" was a thing, I was perfecting the art of "DVD and wallow in self-pity" in my parents' house. At the time I managed a 24-hour restaurant … Continue reading DVD Nostalgia
