As many of you have learned by now, I'm a hard-core Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark fan. One of my favorite stories, albeit not one of the scarier ones, is "Harold." Two farmers, Alfred and Thomas, decide to make a scarecrow for their garden. They name it Harold, after another farmer who they … Continue reading Harold

Cazadores and Elizabeth Warren T-shirts

*If you're offended by either thing listed in the title, please don't read this post* It's the little things that make life worth living. That said, question: What's the best way to forget that you have to work on a Saturday? (Disregard The I ❤️ Gay Porn magnet on my fridge. It's my ex-boss's fault) … Continue reading Cazadores and Elizabeth Warren T-shirts

Snow Day

I didn't go to work yesterday. Oh, I wanted to, for sure. However, I wasn't really in the mood to take a rear-wheel drive truck out onto snow-and-ice-covered roads with the hope that I wouldn't skid off the road or that someone wouldn't slam into me. I love North Carolina, but I know better than … Continue reading Snow Day