Bumper Stickers

Sooooooo bumper stickers, amirite?

Can we really call them “bumper stickers” anymore? Nowadays people will put stickers all over their cars, not just on the bumper.

Okay, that sounded a little too Seinfeld-ish.

Anyway, some, uh, stickers on cars can be amusing, but also misleading. Sometimes they’re just irritating.

For example, I saw a car this morning with a “Student Driver” sticker on it.

Now that could mean that he or she is, in fact, a student driver. However, it could also mean that the driver wants people to THINK he or she is a student driver to excuse his or her shitty driving.

I saw another sticker on a car in my apartment complex that said “Grown Woman.”

Okay, so maybe the owner of the car is, in fact, a grown woman. That is possible.

However, the owner might be a predator who uses the sticker as a ruse to get rich guys to hang around the car waiting to meet a “grown woman,” then he beats them up and steals their money.

That’s not likely the case. It’s probably one of those “your car says ‘Grown Woman’ but your report card says ‘C-D-D-C-B'” situations.

Everyone has seen those “Baby on Board” stickers. Personally, I don’t care if you have a baby in your car. Drive on the right side of the road like every other American.

Side note: I’ve always thought about putting one of those stickers on the front of a dumpster, just to see people’s reactions. Does that make me a bad person?

Anyway, I guess if the only thing I have to fuss about is stickers on cars, then life must be pretty good (it is 😊).

What are some of your favorite/least favorite/unique stickers that you’ve seen?