Luck Changes Middle Name Amidst Injury Concerns

As the Indianapolis Colts careen toward another season of uncertainty regarding its star quarterback's health, Andrew Luck announced Wednesday that he had changed his middle name to "Aintgotno". Luck explained that it wasn't the easiest decision to make, but that it was for the best. "After much thought and consideration," Luck said, "I have decided … Continue reading Luck Changes Middle Name Amidst Injury Concerns

Cannibal Criticizes Wolfpack Fans For Being Too Salty

A Raleigh cannibal criticized NC State fans Wednesday, calling them salty, after he was caught chewing on the remains of a deceased Wolfpack fan in a Waffle House parking lot. Raleigh Police arrested Hubert "T-Bone" Davis, 52, after receiving a call about a disturbance at the Waffle House on Hillsborough Street. "It was insane," Officer … Continue reading Cannibal Criticizes Wolfpack Fans For Being Too Salty

Netflix to Replace Firearms with Nerf Guns in its Original Programming

In response to the mass shootings in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio over the weekend, Netflix announced that it will replace firearms with Nerf guns in all of its "Netflix Original" content. Netflix Chairman and CEO Reed Hastings explained that the company would do its part to help solve the gun violence issue, and … Continue reading Netflix to Replace Firearms with Nerf Guns in its Original Programming