You know what’s better than Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House?
Waffle House hashbrowns.
To be perfectly fair, outgoing Speaker Paul Ryan can’t hold a candle to those shredded spuds of glory, either.
I heard KC O’Dea talking about them on the radio yesterday, and now all I can think about is going to Waffle House and ordering a heaping plate of damn hashbrowns.
Unfortunately, I don’t get paid until Friday.
As Darth Vader once said, “Nooooooooooooooooo!”
The fact that I still eat at Waffle House once in a while (despite the fact that I spent over three years working there) speaks volumes about the food.
It doesn’t hurt that it’s open 24/7, though.
Waffle House hashbrowns can be served with a variety of toppings. They are as follows:
Smothered: onions (🤮)
Country: sausage gravy
My go-to order is a Double (because why settle for one?) hashbrown covered, chunked, peppered, capped and country. A nice helping of Tabasco tops it off.
Bring on the Tums and marathon bathroom breaks!
Going forward, before I vote for any politician, I want to see how he or she orders hashbrowns at Waffle House.
If a politician is even willing to eat at Waffle House, then that’s a plus, no matter what party he or she is affiliated with.
Can you imagine Nancy Pelosi or Paul Ryan showing up at any Waffle House at 3 a.m. during the bar rush? 😂
I certainly can’t, and that’s just plain sad.