Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event

A Portland man was disappointed Tuesday evening after mistaking the city's recent protests for a "live action role-play", or LARP, event and being chased down the street by protesters. Huey Ector, a LARP enthusiast, said he was napping when he was woken up by the sounds of fireworks and glass breaking. "I looked out my … Continue reading Man Mistakes Portland Protests for LARP Event

Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

When Walmart announced it would be requiring shoppers to wear masks starting on July 20, most people assumed it was to combat the spread of COVID-19. It turns out the real reason was to protect the identities of UNC Bandwagon fans. Walmart U.S. Chief Operating Officer Dacona Smith explained Wednesday that protecting shoppers from COVID-19 … Continue reading Walmart Enacts Mask Policy to Protect Identities of UNC Bandwagon Fans

Domino’s Employee Accidentally Snitches on Ninja Turtles for Large Order during COVID-19 Pandemic

When a pizzeria receives an order for 20 pizzas, it's often assumed that the order is for a large number of people. Unless it's for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. One New York Domino's employee accidentally snitched to the authorities on the Ninja Turtles Monday evening after assuming that their 20-pizza order was for a … Continue reading Domino’s Employee Accidentally Snitches on Ninja Turtles for Large Order during COVID-19 Pandemic