NC State Fan Group Lobbies For Red Forman as Coach

Following NC State's 45-24 loss to Boston College Saturday, a newly-formed Wolfpack fan advocacy group called for Reginald "Red" Forman to replace Dave Doeren as Head Coach. The Coalition For the Expulsion of Coaches that Piss Us Off, or CFECPUO, said that Doeren had worn out his welcome in Raleigh. "We are saddened by another … Continue reading NC State Fan Group Lobbies For Red Forman as Coach

UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

Heralded 5-star football recruit Desmond Evans committed to the University of North Carolina on Friday, leading to an almost immediate shortage of tissues in Chapel Hill. Sarah Wong, a Walgreens employee, told reporters that her store ran out of tissues at 4:00 p.m., two hours after Evans's announcement. "We hadn't sold a single box of … Continue reading UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

China Awards LeBron James Record Number of Future Social Credits

In response to his comments regarding Hong Kong, the Chinese government announced Wednesday that Los Angeles Lakers basketball star LeBron James would be awarded a record-setting amount of social credits as part of its upcoming Social Credit System. A spokesman for Chinese leader Xi Jinping, who would only identify himself as "spokesman for Chinese leader … Continue reading China Awards LeBron James Record Number of Future Social Credits