ECU Mascot Suffers Heart Attack Walking Up Mom’s Basement Stairs

The East Carolina University mascot was rushed to Vidant Medical Center in Greenville Wednesday after suffering a heart attack while walking up his mother's basement steps. PeeDee, ECU's well-known and oft-inebriated Pirate mascot, was found lying at the bottom of his mother's basement floor with his cell phone logged in to Twitter, where she claims … Continue reading ECU Mascot Suffers Heart Attack Walking Up Mom’s Basement Stairs

UNC Hopes White Claw Leads to Louder Atmosphere For Football Games

When the news broke Monday that the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill would be allowing the sale of White Claw hard seltzer in Kenan Stadium for the 2019 football season, Head Coach Mack Brown couldn't hide his enthusiasm. "First we had the stadium renovations," Brown explained, "and then we had the new turf … Continue reading UNC Hopes White Claw Leads to Louder Atmosphere For Football Games

Luck Changes Middle Name Amidst Injury Concerns

As the Indianapolis Colts careen toward another season of uncertainty regarding its star quarterback's health, Andrew Luck announced Wednesday that he had changed his middle name to "Aintgotno". Luck explained that it wasn't the easiest decision to make, but that it was for the best. "After much thought and consideration," Luck said, "I have decided … Continue reading Luck Changes Middle Name Amidst Injury Concerns