NC State Falls to Duke, Keatts Explains Why

NC State’s basketball team fell to Duke on Tuesday 71-67, dropping their record to 22-9 overall to end the regular season. However, Wolfpack head coach Kevin Keatts was quick with an explanation for the team’s loss. “Nobody likes to lose, especially not me,” Keatts told reporters following the game. “Our guys fought hard to the … Continue reading NC State Falls to Duke, Keatts Explains Why

Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead

After blowing a 15-point halftime lead in the NCAA National Championship basketball game against Kansas, UNC Head Coach Hubert Davis told reporters he wanted to add a new member to his coaching staff: a sex therapist. UNC’s run to the championship ended Monday as they fell to the Kansas Jayhawks 72-69, and Davis wasted no … Continue reading Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead

Desperate Wolfpack Fan Calls for Graham to Start

One desperate NC State fan called on Head Basketball Coach Kevin Keatts to start walk-on Chase Graham for the rest of the season. Anthony Williamson, a lifelong Wolfpack fan and self-described “basketball whisperer”, told reporters that he was disappointed in the team’s performance so far. “They’re 10-10 at this point,” Williamson argued, “and the ACC … Continue reading Desperate Wolfpack Fan Calls for Graham to Start