After blowing a 15-point halftime lead in the NCAA National Championship basketball game against Kansas, UNC Head Coach Hubert Davis told reporters he wanted to add a new member to his coaching staff: a sex therapist. UNC’s run to the championship ended Monday as they fell to the Kansas Jayhawks 72-69, and Davis wasted no … Continue reading Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead
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One desperate NC State fan called on Head Basketball Coach Kevin Keatts to start walk-on Chase Graham for the rest of the season. Anthony Williamson, a lifelong Wolfpack fan and self-described “basketball whisperer”, told reporters that he was disappointed in the team’s performance so far. “They’re 10-10 at this point,” Williamson argued, “and the ACC … Continue reading Desperate Wolfpack Fan Calls for Graham to Start
Recent rumors involving the University of Gonzaga and Chet Holmgren, the top-ranked basketball player in the 2021 high school class, were squashed Monday by a Gonzaga donor who had been accused of offering Holmgren improper benefits. Sandra DeLong, the Gonzaga donor in question, explained to reporters that it had been a case of mistaken identity … Continue reading Gonzaga Alum Clears Air Regarding Alleged Recruiting Violation Involving Holmgren