Superstitious NC State Fan Takes Blame for Wolfpack Loss

Following NC State’s 63-50 loss to Purdue in the Final Four, one superstitious Wolfpack fan was quick to take the blame. Despite recording zero points, rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks in zero minutes of action, Jack Chalk told reporters that he was the reason the Wolfpack fell to the Boilermakers. “That loss is on me,” … Continue reading Superstitious NC State Fan Takes Blame for Wolfpack Loss

Keatts Leaves DC With Duffel Bag of Receipts

Following NC State’s first ACC men’s basketball title since 1987, Wolfpack head coach Kevin Keatts was spotted leaving Washington D.C. with an oversized duffel bag. The contents of the bag? Receipts. “Lots and lots of receipts,” Keatts told reporters on Sunday as the team was leaving the city. “These fools on social media thought I … Continue reading Keatts Leaves DC With Duffel Bag of Receipts

Jesus Fails to Resurrect Wolfpack Basketball Again

Jesus Christ failed to raise the NC State men’s basketball program from the dead on Saturday, again, after the Wolfpack fell to the North Carolina Tar Heels, again, 79-70. The loss dropped the Wolfpack to 17-12 overall. Christ told reporters that saving Wolfpack men’s basketball program wasn’t as easy as resurrecting Lazarus. “Lazarus? That’s kid’s … Continue reading Jesus Fails to Resurrect Wolfpack Basketball Again