Wolfpack Fan Hires Joey Greco to Investigate UNC Athletics

In the wake of recent NCAA allegations regarding NC State's basketball program, one Wolfpack fan hired Joey Greco to investigate the University of North Carolina athletics department Wednesday. Greco, best known for his stint as host of the television series Cheaters, told reporters he was looking forward to the extra work. "Don't get me wrong, … Continue reading Wolfpack Fan Hires Joey Greco to Investigate UNC Athletics

NC State to Hold Auditions For Potential NCAA Scapegoat

In response to receiving a notice of allegations Tuesday from the NCAA regarding its previous recruitment of Dennis Smith Jr., NC State is holding auditions for any schools interested in serving as a scapegoat. NC State Athletic Director Boo Corrigan explained that the NCAA has a history of dealing harsh punishments to less-heralded programs. "All … Continue reading NC State to Hold Auditions For Potential NCAA Scapegoat

Watson Baptized in Jordan River, Onlookers Claim to Hear God

Former Clemson and current Houston Texans quarterback DeShaun Watson was baptized in the Jordan River in the Holy Land this week during a missions trip, and some observers claimed to hear God speak to them as it happened. Chris Cates, an avid Clemson fan and tourist, told reporters that while Watson was submerged in the … Continue reading Watson Baptized in Jordan River, Onlookers Claim to Hear God