McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), denied rumors over the weekend that he was a turtle, but refused to provide the proper documentation to prove that he wasn't. McConnell said that he wasn't sure how the rumor started, but was adamant in his denial. "No, I'm not a turtle," McConnell told reporters in front of … Continue reading McConnell Denies Being a Turtle, Refuses to Provide Documentation

Homeless Waste Stations

Sometimes posts write themselves. You've all heard about the feces fiasco in San Francisco, but did you hear about the "Poop Patrol" they've formed in response? The city of San Francisco has set aside over 800 grand to put together an organized effort to clean up the piles of 💩 on their streets. Human 💩. … Continue reading Homeless Waste Stations