Following NC State’s first ACC men’s basketball title since 1987, Wolfpack head coach Kevin Keatts was spotted leaving Washington D.C. with an oversized duffel bag. The contents of the bag? Receipts. “Lots and lots of receipts,” Keatts told reporters on Sunday as the team was leaving the city. “These fools on social media thought I … Continue reading Keatts Leaves DC With Duffel Bag of Receipts
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Jesus Christ failed to raise the NC State men’s basketball program from the dead on Saturday, again, after the Wolfpack fell to the North Carolina Tar Heels, again, 79-70. The loss dropped the Wolfpack to 17-12 overall. Christ told reporters that saving Wolfpack men’s basketball program wasn’t as easy as resurrecting Lazarus. “Lazarus? That’s kid’s … Continue reading Jesus Fails to Resurrect Wolfpack Basketball Again
After blowing a 15-point halftime lead in the NCAA National Championship basketball game against Kansas, UNC Head Coach Hubert Davis told reporters he wanted to add a new member to his coaching staff: a sex therapist. UNC’s run to the championship ended Monday as they fell to the Kansas Jayhawks 72-69, and Davis wasted no … Continue reading Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead
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