After blowing a 15-point halftime lead in the NCAA National Championship basketball game against Kansas, UNC Head Coach Hubert Davis told reporters he wanted to add a new member to his coaching staff: a sex therapist. UNC’s run to the championship ended Monday as they fell to the Kansas Jayhawks 72-69, and Davis wasted no … Continue reading Hubert Davis to Hire Sex Therapist for UNC After Blowing 15-point Halftime Lead
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Following NC State’s come-from-behind 34-30 victory over UNC on Friday, one disgruntled Wolfpack fan was quick to claim responsibility. Jack Vernon, a lifelong NC State fan who claims to be in a “love-hate relationship” with the school’s athletic department, told reporters that the Wolfpack won the game because he didn’t watch. “It’s pretty much science, … Continue reading Wolfpack Fan Claims Responsibility for Victory over UNC
UNC Head Football Coach Mack Brown was ready with an explanation following the Tar Heels’ 35-25 loss to Florida State Saturday: respect for the late Bobby Bowden. Bowden, the former National-championship-winning-coach for FSU, recently passed away in August at the age of 91. Brown told reporters that he didn’t feel comfortable beating the Seminoles because … Continue reading Mack Brown Following FSU Loss: “Tribute to Bowden”
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