Following NC State’s first ACC men’s basketball title since 1987, Wolfpack head coach Kevin Keatts was spotted leaving Washington D.C. with an oversized duffel bag. The contents of the bag? Receipts. “Lots and lots of receipts,” Keatts told reporters on Sunday as the team was leaving the city. “These fools on social media thought I … Continue reading Keatts Leaves DC With Duffel Bag of Receipts
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Jesus Christ failed to raise the NC State men’s basketball program from the dead on Saturday, again, after the Wolfpack fell to the North Carolina Tar Heels, again, 79-70. The loss dropped the Wolfpack to 17-12 overall. Christ told reporters that saving Wolfpack men’s basketball program wasn’t as easy as resurrecting Lazarus. “Lazarus? That’s kid’s … Continue reading Jesus Fails to Resurrect Wolfpack Basketball Again
Despite the fact that the NC State men’s basketball program is currently 17-11 overall and in danger of missing the NCAA Tournament, again, one Wolfpack fan is convinced that success is just around the corner. Ray O’Sheine, a lifelong optimistic Wolfpack fan, swears that the state of the program is solid. “I get tired of … Continue reading Optimistic Wolfpack Fans Swear Good Times Ahead
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