Former NC State Football Target Switches to UNC

University of North Carolina football fans rejoiced Thursday after another former NC State football recruit announced he would be signing with the Tar Heels. Robert "Unbreakable" Hayes, a sophomore tailback for Steubenville High School in Ohio who had previously received attention from NC State Head Coach Dave Doeren, said he was excited to be a … Continue reading Former NC State Football Target Switches to UNC

NC State Fan Group Lobbies For Red Forman as Coach

Following NC State's 45-24 loss to Boston College Saturday, a newly-formed Wolfpack fan advocacy group called for Reginald "Red" Forman to replace Dave Doeren as Head Coach. The Coalition For the Expulsion of Coaches that Piss Us Off, or CFECPUO, said that Doeren had worn out his welcome in Raleigh. "We are saddened by another … Continue reading NC State Fan Group Lobbies For Red Forman as Coach

UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill

Heralded 5-star football recruit Desmond Evans committed to the University of North Carolina on Friday, leading to an almost immediate shortage of tissues in Chapel Hill. Sarah Wong, a Walgreens employee, told reporters that her store ran out of tissues at 4:00 p.m., two hours after Evans's announcement. "We hadn't sold a single box of … Continue reading UNC Football Recruit Inspires Tissue Shortage in Chapel Hill