Following NC State’s first ACC men’s basketball title since 1987, Wolfpack head coach Kevin Keatts was spotted leaving Washington D.C. with an oversized duffel bag. The contents of the bag? Receipts. “Lots and lots of receipts,” Keatts told reporters on Sunday as the team was leaving the city. “These fools on social media thought I … Continue reading Keatts Leaves DC With Duffel Bag of Receipts
Following Republican Presidential candidate Nikki Haley’s primary victory over former President Donald Trump in the District of Columbia, several supporters stormed a basketball court in celebration. 20 Haley fans convened on an outdoor basketball court following the news, dancing and waving their arms. “Normally, as Republicans, we don’t make ourselves known in DC,” Jeremy Walker, … Continue reading Haley Supporters Storm Court in DC After Primary Win
Jesus Christ failed to raise the NC State men’s basketball program from the dead on Saturday, again, after the Wolfpack fell to the North Carolina Tar Heels, again, 79-70. The loss dropped the Wolfpack to 17-12 overall. Christ told reporters that saving Wolfpack men’s basketball program wasn’t as easy as resurrecting Lazarus. “Lazarus? That’s kid’s … Continue reading Jesus Fails to Resurrect Wolfpack Basketball Again
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